Who is stalking the Stalkperch?

Tuesday 25 January 2011

Get knotted.............yes, all of ya

I found this website here ....


....Its all about tying boat knots....


....it's really handy....

....but that's only my opinion....

....Eddie....

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Monday 24 January 2011

Allen Carr

You know Allen Carr?....


....no, not him....

....him....


....he wrote this book....


....I gave up smoking on the 19th May 2010....

....yes, by using this book........well on a CD actually....

....Well he's also written this book....


....and I'm going to give it a try....

....It has something in it about a Gorilla & a Squirrel....

 


....I do hope they're not on the diet sheet!....

....Eddie likes his food....

....but then, so did this Guy....


"Ohmmmmmmm............elettttt".


...."Yeah baby!"....






Saturday 22 January 2011

Gone fishin'.........back at dark thirty!



If it appears that I am ignoring your e-mail….
It’s most likely because I am;

><  (( ‘ <        Busy Fishin’     > ‘ ))  ><

><  (( ‘ < Thinkin’ bout Fishin’ > ‘ ))  ><

 ><  (( ‘ <  Talkin’ bout Fishin’  > ‘ ))  ><

 ><  (( ‘ < Readin’ bout Fishin’ > ‘ ))  ><

_¸.•´¯`•.¸  >< (( ‘<  OR  I'd just rather be Fishin'  ¸.•´¯`•.¸_  >< (( ‘<




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Wednesday 19 January 2011

Tuesday 18 January 2011

Canoeists....Camera Crew....Transport Crew....Backup Crew

We are hoping to raise some well deserved money for a charity whilst we do this
5-6 day canoe/wild camp event.

Details will be posted here soon so keep popping back.

We will be posting photos as we go on Google Earth/Maps on Facebook and on here too.

If you would like to sponsor us as a business and would like us to include your website and also put some small-ish stick-on badges on the canoes, please contact us.

We are also looking for;
Dried rations
Fresh water
Disposable BBQ's
Dry suits
Muck boots
Flotation Jackets
Most things for Canoeing or Camping
etc, etc





Canoeists so far;
  • Eddie Stalkperch
  • Drake Sleepditch
  • "Desperate" Dan Cheerfull
  • Pav



    Camera Crew;
    • Sadie Depthclerk




    Transport Crew;
    • Your Name Here




    Backup Crew;
    • Your Name Here

    People who have unwittingly helped us already:

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    Monday 17 January 2011

    Titanic cover-up?......So who's fault was it?

    Many alternative theories to the sinking of the
    superliner RMS Titanic have been put forward.

    The accepted reason for the sinking, which resulted in the death of more than 1,500 people, is that the ship struck an iceberg at 11:40 PM on 14 April 1912, buckling the hull and allowing water to enter the ship’s first five watertight compartments (one more than the Titanic was designed to survive), and sank two hours and forty minutes later.

    Hypotheses which have been suggested as the cause of the disaster include unsafe speed, an insurance scam, an ice-pack rather than an iceberg, and even a curse on the ship by the Unlucky Mummy.

    (click on photo below for a larger version)


    (see close-up of inset photo below)

    Another theory involves Titanic's watertight doors. This theory suggests that if these doors had been opened, the Titanic would have sunk on an even keel and therefore, perhaps, remained afloat long enough for rescue ships to arrive. In a 1998 documentary entitled "Titanic: Secrets Revealed", the Discovery Channel ran model simulations which seemed to rebut this theory. The simulations indicated that opening Titanic's watertight doors would have caused the ship to capsize over half an hour earlier than she actually sank.

    Who is responsible for this TRAGIC sinking?

    YOU decide.


    ....Eddie might not be around for a while....

    ....You aint never seen me right?


    ....Isambard Kingdom Brunel....
    "HMmmmm.... wait till I see the imposters"

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    Sunday 16 January 2011

    A Boot?...............on a Boat??

    We wanted some secure-ish storage....
    ....and also some buoyancy....
    ....2 into 1 will go....
    ....it's simple Math's....


    ....it's an open....


    ....and shut case....


    ....it will be lockable too....




    ....and airtight after fitting some air/water neoprene sealing strip....



    Not my original idea, there is no such thing, but I did see it on the interweb
    or something very similar and thought it rather useful?

    Eddie
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    Titanic & Olympic

    Like the old saying goes....
    "the best things in life come as pairs"....

    Like;
    Feet
    Hands
    Socks
    ....and of course the famous....
    ....Titanic & Olympic....


    ....Yes it went a "bit wonky" for the Titanic....

    BUT

    ....here are two fine examples of what can happen when things go right.....


    ....not Wright....

    ....RIGHT....


    ....Yes, we made one each....













    ....and it's working out rather nicely....

    ....what a pair...

    ....it's taken longer than expected....

    ....but Rome wasn't built in a day....

    ....whatever that has to do with anything here....

    ....ponders....

    Eddie.........and Drake

    ....Paint it, Black....


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    Woo-Hoo it works..............Egg on yer Face to all you unbelievers!!

    OK, it's only at "mock-up" stage.
    We had originally wanted to make our own tents but costing
    this out proved prohibitively expensive.....so we bought them.

    But it looks like working....

    ~ The Dream ~


    ~ The Reality ~


    ....it has a side door for stepping into it....


    ....and is high enough to sit up in....


    ....as my "young" assistant Drake Sleepditch demonstrates....

    Yes he does exist, just like Eddie Stalkperch does!

    ...woo-hoo indeed...


    ....Bow view....


    ....another bow view....


    ...a Stern view....


    ....an inside shot....


    ....A tissue for anyone?....

    Grins Eddie

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