Who is stalking the Stalkperch?

Saturday 12 March 2011

Dr Joe also says this....

....but wouldn't ya just love a day out with this Guy?....

"Crazy makes life interesting."

Wild and crazy ideas are always that until you prove they work.

It is good you are keeping an open mind to this. You may consider if you have multiple boats just attach them together and your stability issues are solved. The Polynesians sailed and paddled across the Pacific in open double canoes. If you each had a pole it would be easy to rig a trampoline/hammock across the rig and or even pitch a dome tent above them. It may be good to keep one sailor on lookout in bad weather which would be an option. The weight of the poles and clamps are trivial. Remove the center thwarts and you could comfortably sleep in 2 or 3 hammocks.

I read about kayakers in Vietnam attaching their hulls together and pitching a tent over the top. But they were Crazy, dodging pirates and police to free climb sea stacks.




We use canoes rigged like this with youth that can not walk. If you nose the third canoe in between the other two you could use it for steerage with the tent pitched. Or it could be your escape boat. Bow on the beach this is totally stable. The back canoe would be self leveling as it would still float while tied in.

I don't know about your location but you may find sleeping that close to the water cold and damp. Bring warm sleeping gear.

Some of my favorite stories are about wild ideas. Think; Kontiki, Raa, Tinkerbell, (checking this one out1st) Hannes Lindemann and Joshua Slocum.

You go wild man!
Dr. Joe
Electric Hospital
Coos Bay Or

http://electrichospital.com


Life in a day with Dr. Joe

Not much for me to say about this

....Dr Joe says it all....


....Enjoy....

....Dr Joe does!....

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Friday 11 March 2011

Up The Creek Without a Cuddle aka The Bermuda Love Triangle

Canoe Man John Darwin vows to divorce wife for younger woman he begged for sex

 


John Darwin has been writing to a younger woman begging for sex while vowing to divorce wife Anne.
The Canoe Man, 60, told Lorraine Forbes, 43, from jail he wanted to bed her “daily”. Lorraine said: “The letters were sexual.”
ANNE Darwin leaves jail today no doubt believing she is heading for an emotional reunion with canoe conman husband John.
But the 59-year-old’s dreams of a ­reconciliation could be in tatters as she finds he has been planning to divorce her for a younger woman.
He had duped his loyal wife of 37 years into believing they would rekindle their marriage after spending nearly three years apart in prison. But the 60-year-old has spent much of that time writing a string of letters to Lorraine Forbes, begging her for sex, which he refers to as “Option 3”.
He also boasts of being something of a “celebrity” in the small town where he now lives after faking his own death at sea in a canoe to swindle ­thousands of pounds out of insurers.
And he told how he plans to cash in on his notoriety with books on his crime.
Darwin struck up a friendship with jobless Lorraine, 43, from his cell when she started writing to him in February, 2008. Last week, he even sent her a National Express train ticket to ferry her to his side. But at the last minute, Darwin cancelled, telling her he was worried about the press getting wind of their ­relationship.
Lorraine, who handed us a pile of Darwin’s letters, said: “I don’t know what is in John’s mind, why invite me on Saturday if he knew his wife was coming out. Why send me the ticket down?
“Why would his wife go back to him. How can they live together after everything that has happened?
“I probably don’t mean anything to him, there’s definitely nothing between us now. Our letters were sexual. I care about his feelings and I don’t want to upset him.”
In one recent note to Lorraine, dated February 7, 2011 – after his release – he wrote: “Dear Lorraine, I’m FREE!! Now in every sense of the word. I’m divorcing Anne. There’s little point in remaining ‘married’ if she is adamant in going her own way. I need someone for company, to talk to, do things together, share experiences and for my daily medicine of your ‘Option 3’.”
Despite telling Anne he would wait for her on the outside as she completes her six and a half year sentence at Askham Grange prison near York, Darwin said to Lorraine, of ­Eastbourne, East Sussex, he wanted a “long-term ­relationship” with her.
He added: “Life is too short. We may as well enjoy ourselves before it is too late...you never know you may enjoy living with me.” His letters were written from different jails around the North and in them he sets his sights on bedding Lorraine.
Prisoner A1323AC told her he has a “high sex drive... always have and always will have.”
He begged her to visit him once freed with promises of “daily sex” and “deep massages”. One letter, dated October 20, 2010, discussed their potential first night together. Lorraine had provided him with “three wishes” – or options – for the evening.
Option one;was a meal,two a trip to the cinema,
and three an early night, innuendo for sex.
Darwin wrote: “I don’t think I could manage only one of your option (3).
Perhaps it should be as follows. 3, 3, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3...
I’m sure that would fill one day!!
I’m all for helping you with your heating bills.” He also gave 17-stone Lorraine diet tips, writing:
“Option (3) is a great way to tone up the body and burn up calories.
Quite possibly the best diet invented!!! I can hardly wait.”
Darwin also promised to teach Lorraine various “techniques” in bed.
In another, he wrote: “At least you are the same height as me, makes it easier for you to plant those full luscious lips on me.
“I’m presuming you would rather kiss me than an envelope; you can always wear lipstick and leave lip tracks over my body. I’m excited at the thought!!!”
Once freed, Darwin told her he and his new home in Easington Colliery, Co Durham were missing a “woman’s touch”. He added: “If you think you can make a ­difference to my life, then for goodness sake tell me, and I will arrange for you to come.”
The fraudster told Lorraine he had already got her a dressing gown for her visits. Darwin added: “I bought a ‘towelling’ one which should fit you.”
He revealed he always “sleeps naked” in his king-size bed. Darwin wrote: “As for ‘straight indoors for non-stop sex’, I’ll let you take your coat off first!! I think you will learn a few new ­positions and I will be surprised if you don’t enjoy the ­experience. I can be a good teacher.
“But I may make you practice until you get it right.”
Darwin admitted he was ­penniless, other than £10 in his pocket, and would live on state handouts.
Speaking of his “celebrity” status in the town, he said: “Everyone in this community (thousands of people) know me, smile, say hello, shake my hand whenever I go to the shop, doctors, library, for a walk.”
In another note, he boasts: “It seems everyone mentions me. I’m part of quizzes and on TV shows and papers. One day it will end. Soon I hope.”
Speaking of his planned books, Darwin told Lorraine they would be called Panama & Back, The Other Side of the Door and the Temples of the Gods series, which he plans to write himself.
He said in one letter: “I imagine they will be published, they are all interesting with twists which nobody but myself knows about nor will until the final publication.” He also hinted at wanting to write an adult themed Indiana Jones-style fiction.
Anne was planning to go back to County Durham from jail to meet up with her husband today.
The couple were locked up for fraud after their elaborate 2002 hoax to cash in on life ­insurance as they faced crippling debts at their home in Seaton Carew.
Five years later he turned up claiming to have suffered amnesia. In fact he had been living a secret life, first in a bedsit adjoining the family home and then in Panama.
Anne even duped their own grown-up sons Mark and Anthony into believing their dad was dead and put them through the heartache of a “funeral”. She claimed she was an unwilling participant in her husband’s schemes but she still raked in more than £600,000 in life insurance and pension payouts after his “death” and started a new life with him in central America.
She was described as a compulsive liar in court and got the longer sentence. Her husband was jailed for six years, three months.
Despite having property and cash seized by police, it recently emerged the couple have £500,000 of assets still in Anne’s name in Panama – well out of reach of the UK authorities.
But in light of his flirting with another woman, former prison officer Darwin may struggle to get hold of any cash.
Timeline
MARCH 21, 2002: John Darwin, then 51, vanishes while canoeing off Seaton Carew, Hartlepool.
MARCH 22, 2002: Coastal search launched. Shattered remains of Darwin’s kayak wash up on the beach several weeks later.
MARCH, 2003: Anne Darwin marks first anniversary of husband’s “death”, taking flowers to beach.
SEPTEMBER 2007: Cleveland police reopen their investigation after receiving new information.
OCTOBER 2007: Anne tells her sons she is moving to Panama.
DECEMBER 1, 2007: John walks into a police station in London. He says: “I think I am a missing person.” He claims to have amnesia.
DECEMBER 5, 2007: John is arrested at his son’s home on suspicion of fraud. The Mirror uncovers a photo showing the Darwin's with an estate agent in Panama.
DECEMBER 8, 2007: John is charged. Police say they want to question Anne, who is still abroad.
DECEMBER 9, 2007: Anne is arrested as she arrives back in the UK.
DECEMBER 17, 2007: Police say the Darwins’ two sons are innocent. The pair declare they want no more contact with their parents.
MARCH 15, 2008: John pleads guilty to seven charges of obtaining cash by deception.
JULY 14, 2008: Anne’s trial begins. She denies six charges of deception and nine of using criminal property.
JULY 23, 2008: Anne is found guilty of helping her husband fake his own death and is sentenced to six-and-a-half years. John gets six years and three months.
JANUARY 20, 2011: John is released and rents a house in Easington Colliery, Co Durham.
MARCH 9, 2011: Anne’s release date from Askham Grange jail, Yorks.

Pacific On Alert After Tsunami Hits Japan


1:03pm UK, Friday March 11, 2011
David Connolly, Sky News Online

The US islands of Hawaii and nations across the Pacific ocean are bracing themselves after a tsunami warning was extended across the region.

The US West Coast and Alaska Tsunami Warning Centre said that any tsunami generated by the earthquake off the coast of Japan would hit Hawaii at around 2.45am (12.45pm GMT) and the US West Coast at 7.45am (3.45pm GMT).
Sky News US correspondent Robert Nisbet in the Hawaii resort of Wakiki said that some people were being told to move inland and others urged to move to the upper floor of buildings in case a tsunami hits.
"We understand that on Oahu there are 30,000 people in unsafe areas who are being told to move half a mile inland," he said.
"But what are talking about here in Wakiki is a vertical evacuation. There are a lot of skyscrapers here, a lot of hotels that sit along the Pacific coast. They are asking people who are below the third floor to move above the third floor and listen to the radio and TV for instructions.
"We have just been down to the shops ourselves to pick up some water and supplies and there are a lot of people down there."
Civil defence sirens were sounded statewide shortly before 10pm local time to alert residents. The tsunami warning said that all islands in the Hawaiian chain were in the path of potential damage.
Heavy traffic and long lines at petrol stations were reported on Oahu as residents tried to begin their journeys inland.
As residents prepared for the possible tsunami, a 4.5 magnitude quake hit Hawaii's Big Island, about 30 miles southeast of Hilo.



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Monday 7 March 2011

A Portage Trolley for nothing, All pics and words are © of Mike Wood

I liked this so much we made one ourselves.


It's funny too : )

Mike Wood - December 2004


With the “real thing” costing up to £100, and with annual use to cross no more than 500 metres of soft sand, I thought that a bit of work with an angle grinder would transform an old golf trolley into a passable replica of the nifty bits of engineering that were on show at Perth a few weeks ago.


The golf trolley was donated by a friend. Luckily I live in Scotland, where almost everybody plays the dreadful game! The tyres were knackered, which was the only reason he chucked it out - apparently a new set of tyres cost more than the trolley, and, being a Scot, he “retired” it. As you can see, it folds up quite neatly (if you’re putting it in a Volvo), but the possibilities are obvious.


The first cut....
Out with the cutting tools, then, and off with the handle and the bit that reaches to the ground to hold the back of the bag. I was left with the bit in the middle, which consists of 2 folding legs with wheels, the “spine” with a bracket for the legs, a cradle, 2 bracing rods and the mechanism that locks it all together. The tyres were, as you can see, a bit beyond redemption, so they came off as well.



Support Vee



The “bit that reaches to the ground” has a V-shaped bracket on it that secures the golf bag. Cut the bracket off the tube. This is now drilled in the centre and a corresponding hole drilled in the bracket that holds the ends of the wheel “legs”.
A “whizzpin” holds the whole lot together and won’t fall out. It does have some “flex” however - if you don’t like that, and don’t need to dismantle this part to stow it, you might prefer to bolt it loosely enough to allow it to swivel for easier stowage - a spring washer would help here. Two bits of the discarded handle were crushed in the vise enough to slip over the ends of the V-bracket. These were hammered on tight and wrapped with foam padding. Pipe insulation works well enough. A luggage strap was passed through the whole lot - do this before finally force-fitting the pipes to the bracket. This is the “rear end” or main support “Vee” complete.



These are called "whizzpins" in my business,
although some call them "pip pins" and others "quick release pins"
The Whizzpins are an unusual item, but can be sourced from Light Aerospares (www.LightAero.co.uk) but be warned - they ain’t cheap.


Front Cradle.
The front cradle was left almost untouched. I wanted to use wider straps than it was designed for, so widened the slots in the brackets using a Dremel cutter, although a file would do the job - eventually. The webbing cushion strap that runs between the brackets was padded using bits of old closed cell foam sleeping mat, glued on. Similar luggage straps as used on the Vee were passed through the slots. This is the “front end” bracket complete, and serves to prevent the front of the trolley from contacting the hull, as well as steadying the whole trolley fore-and-aft.



Anti-Spreading Strap.
The geometry of the original trolley was designed to carry about 25kgs (in my bit of Scotland this equates to 3 clubs, 2 secondhand balls and several cases of McEwans). To avoid the legs doing the splits, I used one of the original straps, taken around and under the ends of the bracing rods and pulled tight.
This makes a flexible “tie-bar” that keeps everything in the right place but doesn’t get in the way when folding.
Essentially, that’s as far as you might want to go. I took things several stages further because the original legs were a little long. This raises the C of G enough to make the trolley/kayak combo a little unstable if moving over steep and/or very rough surfaces/boulders/beach litter/beer cans. You may prefer to shorten the legs by 6” or so, which I did, and is the set-up seen below





This also means cutting the bracing rods and reforming the bend that holds them into the legs. Take care with this, ‘coz if you get the length wrong the wheels won’t be square to the kayak centreline and it’ll be harder to pull (not to mention wearing out the centres of the plastic wheels). I cut the legs off at the “top”, so leaving the holes in the right place for the bracing rods. You will need to drill new holes to reattach the legs to the Support Vee using suitable bolts. I used 2 Whizzpins to hold the legs in position, and those with storage problems might want to keep this arrangement to allow the legs to be quickly removed - tie the pins to something though...


The wheels are removable using the neat “squeeze-release” lugs on the axle - this was the main reason that I used this particular trolley. You may find that your wheels have worn a bit and wobble on the axle - a bit of Teflon tape wrapped around the axle will take up the slack and can be replaced as it slowly wears out. Don’t use grease - it’ll pick up sand and wear out even quicker. Having failed to confirm the price of new tyres (nobody seems to sell ‘em), I fixed 2 strips of 2mm rubber around the wheels with double sided carpet tape. It’s only there to reduce wear on the plastic wheel rims and make it a bit quieter to use. If you’re going to use the rig on really soft ground, you might think about fixing a wider “tyre” made of some suitable flexible material - steamed marine ply might do the job.


Folding
The rest is just cosmetic really. I gave all the metal a good coat of Hammerite to defend against salt water, and sprayed all the bearing surfaces with WD40. As you can see from the photos, once the wheels are removed the level of “breakdown” that you need to go to will be decided by the size of your hatch.



 

The basic folded frame will sit neatly on top of the rear deck, but with the Vee cradle removed and legs uncoupled from the bracing rods, it will fit through a 6” hatch, but the wheels won’t - but they do float.


The trolley is designed to sit under the rear hull, and you will have to adjust the angle of the Vee support to conform to the contours of your boat. That’s it! Apart from the initial unseemly grovelling to obtain the timex-ed trolley, it cost me absolutely nothing - all the bits came from the shed.


For those who haven’t accumulated a garage full of bits and pieces like me, you’ll find most of the extra components in your local DIY superstore. The Whizzpins are an unusual item, but can be sourced from Light Aerospares (www.LightAero.co.uk) but be warned - they ain’t cheap. If I find a cheap source for tyres, I’ll post at a later stage - or if anyone out there knows I’d be grateful.
Mike Wood - December 2004

(Editors note: The "whizzpins" Mike uses (or something similar) are also used by Kari-Tec for their kayak loader - they might be prepared to sell them separately?)


I will put ours on here when they're complete, but looking rather good now.











Launch day was Sunday 6 March 2011

OK, 1st "car topping"
....All ship-shape and Bristol fashion....

....I had a problem with the "Easy Fit" Mont Blank roof rack....

....So I got another set from Halfords....


....tight lines....


....and a nice fit....


....as per the "plan"....


....I checked my nuts as per fishery rules....


....The nice guy David Callington from here let us use his fishing lake....

....Thank you David....


....a nice little launching bay....


....I thought better!!!!....


....and did it "My Way....


....we had a nice little paddle....


....just like Ducks to water....


....being so brave and so far away from land....




All went quite well till I "fell" in..... I think I was pushed though!


~ Eddie ~

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Sunday 6 March 2011

OK, so not everything in life runs this smoothly!!!!

100% credit for Mrs Stalkperch for 1st of all capturing this "wonderful" moment
and secondly for not laughing......................
..................well that is until she was out of earshot!

....GIT....


....Not only do I need BIGGER pants....

I need a BIGGER boat....

....a rather damp and cold Eddie smiles secretly for at least having built a canoe from scratch....

  

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Wednesday 2 March 2011

Launch day.....Saturday 5th March 2011

Launch day
....all being well....

....We are looking at Saturday afternoon....
....about beer-o-clock....

....2 new canoes on the water....


....Will up-date if need be....

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Rory Gallagher vs Marty McFly

Rory Gallagher vs Marty McFly

Johhny B. Goode

"Idea of that vid came to my mind when listened for the first time Rory Gallagher.
He performed 'Johnny B. Goode' at St. Wendel, Bosenbachstadion, 7/07/84.

Great audience record. Unfortunately, there no video.

And as my best favorite musician is Rory Gallagher and my best favor movie is 'Back To The Future' with pure genius actor Michael J.Fox, I tried to mix the Michael BTTF footage with a Rory track. Good or bad is it in the way you'll see..

Just one remark. I did try to show all my love to both great people of the world Rory and Michael through this little collage movie!

Criticism are welcome :)"



"Nice one Rory,
nice one son,
nice one Rory,
let's have another one"

....Now, back to the Rory....


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"I don't like Cricket"...The famous Bruce French

Full name Bruce Nicholas French
Born August 13, 1959, Warsop, Nottinghamshire
Current age 51 years 201 days
Major teams England, Nottinghamshire
Batting style Right-hand bat
Fielding position Wicketkeeper


Test Debut v India at Leeds - Jun, 1986
ODi Debut v England at Chandigarh - Jan, 1985
A top wicketkeeper in his prime, Bruce French spent two tours as understudy to Paul Downton before being given his chance behind the stumps in 1986.
Made 16 test appearances and kept Jack Russell out of the team for almost two years on wicketkeeping merit alone.
He was renowned for being an injury prone player, he missed matches through being bitten by a dog, contracting chicken pox from his daughter, and was once knocked over by a car while on the way to hospital to be treated for concussion, having earlier in the day been hit on the head by a ball thrown by a spectator.

....BUT what he is REALLY Famous for....
....introducing me to Rory Gallagher....
....Cheers Bruce....


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Rory Gallagher:
2 March 1948 ~ 14 June 1995
....Yes, it's today....
Happy Birthday Rory
R.I.P.

....My Tribute....


....and His best track EVER!!!!....